Greetings extending to you as my lovely jerky-sword stands tall in the sun, I am willing to give programmming a try, and so that is why I joined these forums.

Programming is, I have heard, a daunting task, however, I shall go forth with a brave heart, a wide grin, and a full erection.

Hm very poetical introduction.
Welcome dude and THX for registering.

You can show us some of your skills . . .

I can assure you, the pleasure IS, or will be mine

Welcome,
I hope you learn what you desire to learn here...
And remember,
No flaming

Welcome aboard, and wish you all luck in learning! Feel free to ask anything and cya around!

(10-26-2009 11:35 AM)Back_track Wrote:  Welcome,
I hope you learn what you desire to learn here...

Oh no, i don't think anyone here could possibly teach me the wisdom I sorely deserve

(10-27-2009 09:03 AM)l3g1sl4tor Wrote:  Welcome aboard, and wish you all luck in learning! Feel free to ask anything and cya around!

My learning doesn't ever involve a forum, it usually involves a dark, candle-lit room and two thin leather whips, capiche?

Can i ask, how come you talk as if your are sexually frustrated. You seem way too desperate.

Anyways, welcome to the forum.

(10-29-2009 11:11 AM)oToom Wrote:  Can i ask, how come you talk as if your are sexually frustrated. You seem way too desperate.

Anyways, welcome to the forum.

He's an odd fellow i'll give him that just look him up on http://rageforums.in/ if you want to learn his true self

(10-29-2009 11:11 AM)oToom Wrote:  Can i ask

NO, you can't.

Quote:He's an odd fellow i'll give him that just look him up on http://rageforums.in/ if you want to learn his true self

I've never heard of those boards, I was sent from http://www.ftw.net.au, my name there is "contractkills".

Uuuu... I'm really impressed... You must be really smart and sexy and attractive and... As far as I'm concerned you're a big fat fuck sitting in front of a monitor until proven otherwise. I admire your attitude; the gods must really respect you... I bet Jesus will give you a blowjob when you're selected for the prime minister of heaven. Everybody likes a big fat fucking liar who goes around forums and brags about his "attributes"... Unless you're a female, I don't want to hear about your sexual characteristics.
Here are a few advices from someone probably more intelligent than yourself:
1) Take your big dick and stick it up your ass... Perhaps it will relief you of some of your sexual frustration.
2) Find a girlfriend, perhaps your self-esteem may be improved
3) Measure you "attributes" from the base of the penis, not from the side, it may differ from the results you might have gotten
4) Bragging usually results in people not liking you
5) Check yourself on a gaymeter, you've probably reached 15 on the scale
That's it for now... And yeah, welcome aboard... We (especially me) would like to try to handle difficult case such as yours, maybe one day you will learn a thing or two about the goddamn world... Enjoy!